Jurassic Park Future Plots..

Here are some of the stories that you will be seeing in a theatre near you in the next coming years of "Jurassic Park," sequels as they continue to "beat a dead horse," as the saying goes. These movies will be sure to pull people into the theatres and rake in the money.

1) Everyone realises that they left Samuel L. Jacksons severed hand behind from the first film and form a rescue crew to retrieve it.

2) It's discovered that the Tyrannosaurus Rex urine that the little bastard child was collecting in the third film remarkably cures STDs so a top of the line crew of about 1,000 is formed to go in and collect 100 tons of T-Rex urine only to have it's Urine Center attacked, lose all the urine and stranded on the island with nothing to AID(...) them to get off.

3) This movie will be the highest grossing box office movie of ALL TIME. The dinosaurs evolve and become capable of producing dynamite as well as other forms of explosives. They then commit a terrorist attack on the United States. I suggest enlarging the picture..


What follows is a bloody and gruesome war between the human population and millions of dinosaurs.

Coming soon: A review for "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Mans Chest." Also I have been itching to watch "Spider-Man 2," with all the hype for 3 so maybe I'll get that in over the weekend as well..