Thursday, July 13, 2006

Online Discussion Of Movies Is So Godamned Funny

O'Kay, so earlier in the night me and Robyn went to Blockbuster and rented the movie "The Hills Have Eyes," and I will be putting up a review for it later on. I was excited..it's made by the guy who made "High Tension," and that movie is amazing..there's like 20 minutes of no dialogue just people being slaughtered and tortured..it's so fucking intense. Anyways, I'm straying from the point. I'm reading the forum for the film on this wonderful webpage known as the Internet Movie Database and this one douche bag is stating how so much of the movie (people fying back from gunshot wounds, dogs sniffing out mutants,) is IMPOSSIBLE.

All these stupid things that he thinks are impossible..Guess what? Intelligence emerges. Everything in this movie is possible, although it's extremely unlikely it will happen, especially the mutants running around the desert. While I knew this through my own intelligence other posts just enforced it. Fortunately though, there are also some damn funny responses,

Here is one from "Lstrawser":


"Did you happen to nottice that this movie was about mutants who eat other people in the most remote regions of the United States? Last time I checked no one was abducted by mutanats. So what in the hell are you complaining about?"

The best response of all from "Perzman":

"One thing that was impossible too was that music started whenever it got exciting. Was there a band somewhere? I haven`t seen it. It was so stupid."

Too funny. I was in no way involved in this pathetic argument, All I did was read it..I'm not that big of a loser. Anyways, read some of my past reviews or something. I'll have a review for "The Hills Have Eyes," probably later on..I may rewatch it. That should give you some insight on what I overall thought of the movie until tomorrow/later today..

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hills Have Eyes = Kick ass
I own that sucka! lol can't wait for the review!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Dogs can sniff out cancer (I blogged about this sometime back) so sniffing out mutants is not unbelievable.

If you want a movie with unbelievable gun usage, check out Underword. Not one scene involving a gun that wasn't way wrong. Fun movie, tho.

Cosmo said...

Sounds like fun, I might have to check it out~

Also, Interweb arguments are funny!

Anonymous said...

Okay, like i really dont no what to think about the movie in general.. but like okay i dont understand what your saying about the whole dog thing? like whats not possible?

I thought that the dogs would die though.. because the people are like nasty with radioactive shit? lmao. i dunno...and it like carries in there blood?

W/e. we will chat about it in prolly 2 minutes.. lolz