Grizzly

"Grizzly (1976)"

Oh man..this is going to be a way short update. Remember my post about Bear Rampage? O'Kay..I mentioned a movie called "Grizzly." I've recently download that movie and watched it, as you can see I'm reviewing it. So..the movie? This movie..is TERRIBLE. It's about a Grizzly Bear who is killing people in a national part. It's like "Jaws," only really bad. Bad acting..and just terrible. The bear picks people up and..it's just crazy. He cuts arms off with just one swipe of his huge arm.. It seems like he just punched a horse and the head came off. Ridiculous.

One thing that did happen that was kinda' funny was he cut some kids leg off. It was terrible, but hilarious. -Thinks.- Umm...it's in full screen which pissed me off from the beginning. I can't stand full screen. Widescreen is the way I prefer to watch my movies...and unfortunately this does not come in it. Well..not that I care cause it's piss poor. I can't stress how bad this movie is.. They kill the bear with a rocket launcher, A GODAMN ROCKET LAUNCHER (Oh my god! Spoilers! The movies 30 years old and crappy. I assume no one cares.) Just..ugh. I could make a better movie about bears attacking, for realsie. There isn't even a lot of footage of bears so...you can't even get that out of it. Just completely terrible. It's so terrible that I can't even say anything about it or make fun of it..that's how terrible it is.

IMDB Link for "Grizzly."

Coming soon: I seriously don't know, may not have a post until Sunday due to work...Tis' a shame.