My Super Ex-Girlfriend

"My Super Ex-Girlfriend (2006)"

Probably one of the worst movies to come out this year.

First off: Uma Thurman is fucking ugly. She can look attractive every once and a while but I personally think she's ugly...she just has this weird manly look to her. I have no problem with ugly people in movies but an ugly woman shouldn't be playing someone who's supposed to be drop dead gorgeous.

Second off: Luke Wilson is a hack. He's good in "Old School," and maybe his cameo's in other films such as "Anchor Man," but he's a hack. If he wants to prove that he's not a hack he should not pick such shitty scripts such as this one.

The plot: Luke Wilson had gone through a bad break up and is finally feeling like he should be dating. He gets with this chick who ends up being this superhero. He realizes he wants the chick who he works with. He dumps the superhero. "Hilarity" ensues.

The plot idea is weak, in fact it's weak as hell. There's some good laughs that could've come out of it but they don't. They fail to ever come. There's maybe one laugh I got out of the flick. Another thing that was stupid is at one point she throws a fucking shark into the bedroom where he and his new girlfriend are sleeping. A SHARK. What the hell? That makes no sense man..

The movie was marketed as: Guy breaks up with chick, chicks beats the crap out of him and stuff until something funny or romantic happens and all becomes resolved with both parties no matter what be the outcome. That's sort of what happens, but the manner in which it's done is retarded. Half-way through the flick takes a killer of a turn..
[Scene]
Moron #1: "I am going to give my Ex's Arch Enemy her weakness. I'm so stupid that even though she flat-out told me he was her arch enemy he persuaded me to think that he's a good guy."

Moron #1's friend, A.K.A. Moron #2: "Do it, she's a jerk."

-Moron #1 does it...-

Arch Enemy: I'm totally gonna kill this bitch.

Superhero Ex: He's going to kill me... You're both morons, for reals.

[Scene]
It's ridiculous. The ending is ridiculous, the movie as a whole..is completely fucking ridiculous. I seriously need to get into Hollywood cause I could churn out better shit then this while on my death bed.

I understand this is a movie where you just go in shut your brain off and enjoy it. I totally understand that and I can do that but not with this. Even with my brain turned off everything about it was terrible. The movie is just bearly (Hehe,) watchable trash.

Numerical Rating: 2 out of 10.

IMDB link for "My Super Ex-Girlfriend."