Monday, September 25, 2006

The Internet is Huge..

Despite the internets "hugeness," guess what site is still getting hit up on Google and all the other search engines? ...Mine. I'm suprised actually. I've gotten about 8 visits over the past two weeks from search results. That's not much I know but usually I'm lucky if I get one or two. So what is this post about? This completely off-topic post is my list of the top 4 searches where my site is part of the results.

4. "Bagtatta@optonline.net": This isn't so much funny as it is just creepy. To be honest, it creeps the hell out of me..Someone somewhere is searching my E-Mail address up. Am I the only one who thinks that's kind of creepy?

3. "pictures of cast members from gillians island": Ha...this is somewhat funny (trust me it gets better.) This person obviously wanted to type "pictures of cast members from gilligans island," but missed the second "g" in Gilligan.

2. "asshole Anonymous movie": ...First off. Who the hell feels the need to search for this? What are they trying to find that they type asshole Anonymous movie into the search engine. I have no clue. Second: My page is the first page to come up when searching for this. How funny is that? All because of this post I made right here.. In regards to that post, anonymous commenting is allowed. Since I started regularly posting on here again I've turned it back on...I'm cool like that.

1. "Tea Leoni is a bitch": Yes, this is my favorite one so far. This is hilarious on so many different levels. Once again, who the hell looks this stuff up and what kind of information are they trying to find? Like..are they expecting to find personal accounts of people complaining about how big of a jerk Tea Leoni is? I don't know man, I don't know. Also for the record I'm 95% sure I never called Tea Leoni a bitch. If I recall correctly I just said that she did a shitty acting job in "Jurassic Park 3."

There you have it..my top 4 so far. Hopefully there will be more to come. I'll have something up tomorrow maybe or the day after. -This is the end....

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I googled your email a while ago. I don't remember when, but I was trying to find your blog and the only thing I had to go on was your email address. (I was too lazy to wade through old posts and old comments.) Sorry that it freaked you out.

Tea Leoni annoys me. I don't know why.

Kevin said...

-It was YOU...You did it! Nah, it didn't freak me out to much but it was a moment where I'm like "Whoa..that's weird." Thanks for the links to your old posts with your lists..really funny stuff. =]

-I think Tea Leoni has a look that just make people not like her. Something about her voice and appearance.